From 40df90cec478cf3285408516c45eb4498a9b6c7a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Reed Esau Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 10:51:34 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] a few additions from Web Economy Bullshit Generator; removed 'women' --- data/en/business-jargon.dic | 129 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 128 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/data/en/business-jargon.dic b/data/en/business-jargon.dic index 5a544ea..98f7ddb 100644 --- a/data/en/business-jargon.dic +++ b/data/en/business-jargon.dic @@ -12,6 +12,7 @@ acquisition/! across the piece/! action item/! action items/! +action-items/! action/! actionable/! ad partner/! @@ -30,6 +31,7 @@ adverteasing/! advertorial/! advertorials/! advise/! +aggregate/! aggressive mediocrity/! agreeance/! aha moment/! @@ -51,7 +53,9 @@ anonymize/! anticipointment/! appetite/! apple polish/! +applications/! architect/! +architectures/! area of great strength/! armchair general/! around/! @@ -73,10 +77,13 @@ automagically/! availability/! award winning/! b-school/! +b2b/! +b2c/! babylonian orgy/! back door/! back to square 1/! back to square one/! +back-end/! back-of-the-envelope/! backburner/! backchannel/! @@ -115,6 +122,7 @@ bell ringer/! bell/! below the fold/! belts and suspenders/! +benchmark/! best days are still ahead/! best endeavors/! best in breed/! @@ -122,9 +130,11 @@ best in class/! best of breed/! best practice/! best practices/! +best-of-breed/! betamaxed/! bifurcate/! big enchilada/! +big data/! big idea/! big ideas/! big learn/! @@ -182,6 +192,7 @@ brainstorm/! brainstorming/! brainstorms/! brand terrorist/! +brand/! brandactional/! brandatories/! brandgage/! @@ -194,6 +205,7 @@ break through/! break your crayons/! breakthrough/! brick and mortar/! +bricks-and-clicks/! bricks-to-clicks/! bring to the table/! brogrammer/! @@ -250,6 +262,7 @@ champs at the bit/! change agent/! change management/! change/! +channels/! charm school/! chartists/! chasing butterflies/! @@ -274,6 +287,7 @@ circular file/! circular firing squad/! cite chapter and verse/! cleans up well/! +clicks-and-mortar/! clm/! clock speed/! clock tower attrition/! @@ -288,14 +302,17 @@ code monkey/! code monkeys/! cognoscenti/! cold towel/! +collaborative/! color outside the lines/! column-shaking/! come to jesus meeting/! come to jesus/! commonplate/! +communities/! community property/! community/! comp/! +compelling/! compliment sandwich/! componentize/! componentized/! @@ -316,6 +333,7 @@ contraction/! contrarian/! contributor/! contributors/! +convergence/! convo/! convos/! cook the books/! @@ -344,6 +362,8 @@ critical mass/! criticality/! cronyism/! cross sabers/! +cross-media/! +cross-platform/! cross-pollinate/! cross-pollinated/! cross-pollination/! @@ -358,6 +378,7 @@ crowdsource/! crowdsourced/! crushing it/! cubicle vultures/! +cultivate/! culture fit/! culture-jacking/! curate/! @@ -366,8 +387,10 @@ curates/! curation/! curb appeal/! customer intimacy/! +customized/! cut and dry/! cut the mustard/! +cutting-edge/! cya/! cybernate/! cyberslacking/! @@ -400,7 +423,9 @@ deja moo/! delagatorship/! deliver innovation/! deliver the goods/! +deliver/! deliverable/! +deliverables/! delta/! demographics/! deploy/! @@ -442,6 +467,7 @@ disrupted/! disrupting/! disruptive/! disrupts/! +distributed/! diversify/! diversity/! dk/! @@ -491,6 +517,7 @@ drinks from the fire hose/! drinks from the firehose/! drinks the kool-aid/! drive beyond the headlights/! +drive/! drop the ball/! drop the kimono/! drop-dead date/! @@ -507,6 +534,12 @@ duck shuffler/! ducks in a row/! due diligence/! dynamic/! +e-business/! +e-commerce/! +e-enable/! +e-markets/! +e-services/! +e-tailers/! ear candy/! ear job/! early adopter/! @@ -523,6 +556,7 @@ economical with the truth/! ecosystem/! edutainment/! efficiency/! +efficient/! efforting/! ego surfing/! eighty-six/! @@ -532,13 +566,17 @@ elephants/! elevator pitch/! eleventh hour/! embrace new capabilities/! +embrace/! emergence/! empower/! empowered/! empowering/! empowers/! empty suits/! +enable/! +enabled/! enabler/! +enabling/! enail/! enculturate/! end of day/! @@ -546,9 +584,15 @@ end of play/! end of week/! end-to-end/! engage/! +engineer/! +enhance/! +enterprise/! enthuse/! entremanure/! entrepreneur/! +envisioneer/! +envisioneered/! +envisioneering/! epon/! escalate/! escalated/! @@ -557,6 +601,7 @@ escalating/! evangelize/! even dead cats bounce/! evergreen/! +evolve/! exciting/! exco/! execute/! @@ -564,7 +609,11 @@ expedite/! expedited/! expediting/! experience/! +experiences/! exploding offer/! +exploit/! +extend/! +extensible/! extract the max/! extrapediately/! extraview/! @@ -630,13 +679,16 @@ free cell/! free lunch/! free seminar/! freemium/! +frictionless/! front burner/! +front-end/! fubar/! fud factor/! full optics/! full service/! full-court press/! function/! +functionalities/! fundamental shift/! future-proof/! gain traction/! @@ -653,6 +705,7 @@ gatekeeper/! gave 110%/! gazump/! geek out/! +generate/! generica/! gently toggle/! geography/! @@ -681,6 +734,7 @@ giving 110%/! glad-handing/! glass ceiling/! glide-path/! +global/! glocal/! go forward plan/! go social/! @@ -722,6 +776,7 @@ greenwashed/! greenwashes/! greenwashing/! grey-sourcing/! +grow/! growth hacker/! growth strategist/! growth/! @@ -744,6 +799,7 @@ hard-nosed/! hardball/! harness power/! harness the power/! +harness/! harnessed power/! harnessed the power/! harnessing power/! @@ -827,7 +883,11 @@ inbox me/! incent/! incentivize/! incredibly optimistic/! +incubate/! industrial vacation/! +infomediaries/! +infrastructures/! +initiatives/! innovate/! innovated/! innovates/! @@ -836,11 +896,16 @@ innovations/! innovative/! insight/! insourcing/! +integrate/! +integrated/! intelligence/! +interactive/! interface/! +interfaces/! interject/! interlock/! into the weeds/! +intuitive/! invite/! involuntary entrepreneur/! involuntary reduction in force/! @@ -849,6 +914,8 @@ irregardless/! issue/! issues around/! it is what it is/! +iterate/! +iterating/! itl/! jargon basement/! jargonaut/! @@ -905,6 +972,7 @@ lay of the land/! lay the foundation or groundwork/! lay your silver on the table/! lead balloon/! +leading-edge/! lean in/! leapfrog/! leapfrogging/! @@ -974,6 +1042,7 @@ macromanager/! mad money/! made hay/! magic bullet/! +magnetic/! magnitude/! major player/! make hay/! @@ -990,6 +1059,7 @@ marinates/! marinating/! market-facing/! marketecture/! +markets/! markitecture/! massage/! massaged/! @@ -998,6 +1068,7 @@ massaging/! matrices/! matrix team/! matrix/! +maximize/! mcjob/! meanderthal/! meat and potatoes/! @@ -1006,16 +1077,21 @@ mediable/! meeting assassin/! melt-down/! meritocracy/! +mesh/! meta ignorance/! +methodologies/! metric/! +metrics/! mickey mouse/! microcopy/! milestone/! milk/! mindshare/! mission critical/! +mission-critical/! mobile/! mocial/! +models/! mom-and-pop/! mommy track/! monday morning quarterback/! @@ -1052,10 +1128,13 @@ negatron/! net new/! net-net/! netiquette/! +networks/! new and exciting/! new breed/! new guy gene/! news sandwich/! +next-generation/! +niches/! nimby/! ninja/! ninth inning/! @@ -1104,10 +1183,12 @@ one hundred and ten percent/! one throat to choke/! one with nature/! one-man show/! +one-to-one/! one-two punch/! oops/! open skies/! open the kimono/! +open-source/! opened the kimono/! opening the kimono/! operationalize/! @@ -1122,6 +1203,7 @@ optimize/! optimized/! optimizes/! optimizing/! +orchestrate/! org chart/! organic growth/! organic/! @@ -1135,6 +1217,7 @@ out of the box/! out of the office/! out of the woodwork/! out-of-pocket/! +out-of-the-box/! outbeat/! outside the box/! over the wall/! @@ -1158,9 +1241,11 @@ paradigm shifted/! paradigm shifting/! paradigm shifts/! paradigm/! +paradigms/! parking lot this/! parking lot/! partnering/! +partnerships/! party line/! passionate/! passionista/! @@ -1216,7 +1301,9 @@ pissing in the ocean/! pivot/! planful/! platform/! +platforms/! player/! +plug-and-play/! pocket call/! point of pain/! point person/! @@ -1228,6 +1315,7 @@ pooh-pooh/! poor mouth/! populate/! portal/! +portals/! post mortem/! post-mortem/! potential/! @@ -1337,10 +1425,13 @@ recontextualize/! rectible/! red flag/! red ocean/! +redefine/! reduction in force/! referenceability/! refudiate/! +reintermediate/! reinvent the wheel/! +reinvent/! reinvented the wheel/! reinventing the wheel/! reinvents the wheel/! @@ -1363,10 +1454,12 @@ retread/! return on investment/! reverse infallibility/! reverse logistics/! +revolutionary/! revolutionize/! revolutionized/! revolutionizes/! revolutionizing/! +rich/! ride herd/! rif/! riff/! @@ -1388,6 +1481,7 @@ rock star/! rocket surgery/! rocking a pair of doobs/! rocks in the backpack/! +roi/! roll in/! roll-up/! rolling the tortoise/! @@ -1422,7 +1516,9 @@ sanity checks/! sausage and the sizzle/! scab/! scalable/! +scale/! scarlet letter/! +schemas/! scooby snacks/! scope creep/! screw the pooch/! @@ -1439,12 +1535,14 @@ secret sauce/! secret weapon/! security theater/! see if it sticks/! +seize/! sense-checking/! seo/! serial entrepreneur/! service/! serving suggestion/! session/! +sexy/! shanghaied/! share/! sharpen our strategy/! @@ -1512,6 +1610,7 @@ soft launching/! soft pedal/! solution/! solutioneering/! +solutions/! soundbites/! soup to nuts/! soup-to-nuts/! @@ -1556,8 +1655,11 @@ strategic incompetence/! strategic partnership/! strategic partnerships/! strategic planning/! +strategic/! +strategize/! straw man/! straw men/! +streamline/! stress puppy/! stretch assignment/! subject matter expert/! @@ -1575,6 +1677,7 @@ sunshine enema/! super/! superhero/! superheroes/! +supply-chains/! surface/! surplused/! swag/! @@ -1594,9 +1697,13 @@ sync up/! synced up/! syncing up/! syncs up/! +syndicate/! synergies/! +synergistic/! synergize/! synergy/! +synthesize/! +systems/! t-shaped/! table stakes/! table this/! @@ -1633,12 +1740,14 @@ talks the talk/! tall foreheads/! tangentery/! tap dancer/! +target/! tart up/! task/! tasked/! tassel-loafers/! team player/! team players/! +technologies/! tee up/! teflon shoulders/! telecommute/! @@ -1703,7 +1812,9 @@ transform/! transformed/! transforming/! transforms/! +transition/! transitioning/! +transparent/! travel dazzle/! tree killer/! treeware/! @@ -1749,6 +1860,10 @@ upskill/! upspeak/! upstream/! uptitling/! +user-centric/! +user-focus/! +user-focused/! +users/! utilize/! utilized/! utilizes/! @@ -1775,14 +1890,18 @@ vertical/! video white paper/! village hall/! viral/! +virtual/! virtuoso/! vis-à-vis/! visibility to/! vision/! +visionary/! visioning/! visual noise/! +visualize/! voldis/! voluntold/! +vortals/! vubicle/! vulture capitalists/! w-cubed/! @@ -1804,7 +1923,14 @@ washup/! wax poetic/! we'll get there/! weapons grade/! +web 1.0/! web 2.0/! +web 3.0/! +web-scale/! +web services/! +web-enabled/! +web-readiness/! +web scale/! webeneur/! webinar/! webinars/! @@ -1836,13 +1962,13 @@ win-win/! window of opportunity/! window-licker/! windshield survey/! +wireless/! witch hunt/! with all due respect/! within a nine iron/! wizard/! wizards/! womb to tomb/! -women/! woo/! word-of-mouse/! wordsmith/! @@ -1856,6 +1982,7 @@ work-work balance/! workload/! workstream/! world class talent/! +world-class/! worry bead/! wow factor/! xerox subsidy/!