From 91274587878f0807798e8ddf173e43f8a09d000d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Joyce Chen Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2017 02:03:48 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Reformatted into smaller tables --- index.md | 255 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------------ 1 file changed, 201 insertions(+), 54 deletions(-) diff --git a/index.md b/index.md index bb43b7e..51e1907 100644 --- a/index.md +++ b/index.md @@ -41,387 +41,534 @@ | | | |-|-| -| Nope. | | -| She probably left. | ok - irritable | -| What kind of girl is she? | ok - irritable | +| Nope. | | +| She probably left. | ok - irritable | +| What kind of girl is she? | ok - irritable | **Hey, sonny if somethin's been botherin' you. I'm willing to give you a listen.** | | | |-|-| -| My relationships... | good - irritable -| My future... -| I have no worries. +| My relationships... | good - irritable | +| My future... | | +| I have no worries. | | **Have you made an appointment, ho?** | | | |-|-| +| I have. | ok - gloomy | +| That's not it. | | +| Just tell me what you know. | | **Maybe I should try something new! I don't want to fall into mediocrity, ho...** | | | |-|-| +| You're fine as is. | bad - gloomy | +| Your act is a bit stale... | | +| Time for a makeover. | | **Hell, I got all sorta girls lined up if you're into that.** | | | |-|-| +| Really? | | +| You're trying way too hard. | ok - timid | +| I'm not interested. | | **How 'bout we have an interview? You're the winner, after all. I'll listen to whatever you gotta say.** | | | |-|-| +| I feel great. | | +| I want to aim higher. | ok - timid | +| Fighting is pointless. | | **You carry a gun because you think it'll make you more popular with the girls?** | | | |-|-| +| That's right. | | +| It won't? | | +| It's for self-improvement. | good - timid | **It's no fun going home when only my annoying mom and dad are there.** | | | |-|-| +| Parents are annoying. | ok - timid | +| You should love your parents. | | +| Make sure you go home. | | **Me not understand in what way you superior to me...** | | | |-|-| +| I'm younger than you. | | +| I'm cuter than you. | | +| I'm better at small talk. | good - upbeat, timid | **You go back to your mother' arms. You need take nap now.** | | | |-|-| +| I'm not that young. | | +| I'm not sleepy yet. | good - upbeat | +| Mom will wait till I'm done. | good - timid, irritable | **I insist you surrender yourself to the authorities.** | | | |-|-| +| This is a misunderstanding. | | +| I don't have the time. | | +| You've got the wrong idea. | bad - gloomy | **I occasionally wish to pamper myself as a reward for working hard. How would you do that?** | | | |-|-| +| Relax at home. | bad - gloomy | +| Go impulse shopping. | | +| Don't be so selfish. | | **Why're you so desperate?** | | | |-|-| +| I don't want to die. | | +| There's something I must do. | good - timid | +| I'm not desperate. | | **That's whack, man. Maybe you should get your head checked out.** | | | |-|-| +| I probably should. | | +| I'm fine as is. | ok - timid | +| You're a sore loser. | | **Care to explain yourself? I certainly hope you have a good reason for this boorish treatment.** | | | |-|-| +| It'd take a while to explain. | good - gloomy | +| There's no need to explain. | | +| Just shut up. | | **Why have you decided to be more communicative with me?** | | | |-|-| +| Your looks. | ok - gloomy | +| You seemed useful. | | +| No particular reason. | | **...So? What's going to happen to me now?** | | | |-|-| +| You'll be killed. | | +| What do you want to happen? | good - upbeat | +| It's a secret. | good - upbeat | **I wanted to go on vacation, too, before all this happened...** | | | |-|-| +| That's too bad. | | +| What are you getting at? | good - upbeat | +| You have a boyfriend? | | **...I'm not going to go easy on you for doing something like this, you know...** | | | |-|-| - +| I'm sorry. | ok - upbeat | +| Prepare for the worst. | | +| How much do you want? | | **You do understand that I'm here because people like you exist, right?** | | | |-|-| - +| I never thought of that. | | +| Eh, doesn't matter. | | +| What do you mean? | bad - upbeat | **I wonder if us speaking together like this now means that we are somehow connected...** | | | |-|-| - +| Eh, could be. | | +| No, I don't think so. | | +| It's what we call destiny. | good - upbeat | **What you thinking now?** | | | |-|-| - +| I have homework tonight. | good - timid | +| I need a new cell phone. | | +| I want girls to like me. | | **Me guessing you have power that me not have. But what is it...?** | | | |-|-| - +| It's my intelligence. | | +| It's money. | | +| Girl power. | ok - timid | **Humans always want either an autograph or a self-hee, ho. Which is it, ho?** | | | |-|-| - +| I want an autograph. | bad - gloomy | +| I want a photo. | | +| Give me your credit card. | | **My only choice now... is to retire, ho.** | | | |-|-| - +| That's too far. | | +| What are your plans? | ok - gloomy | +| You had a good run... | | **...I gotta ask. How do you train?** | | | |-|-| - +| I don't really train. | | +| I just have a knack for it. | bad - irritable | +| Luck's usually on my side. | ok - timid | **In the end, killin' me's just a waste of yer time and energy. You get what I'm sayin', right?** | | | |-|-| - +| When you put it that way... | | +| It's not a waste. | bad - irritable | +| Enemies must be eliminated. | | **Hey mister, if I grew up, what do you think the future me would've been like?** | | | |-|-| - +| A fashionable older woman. | | +| A weathly housewife. | good - irritable | +| Living in the darkness. | | **I'll go out with you just for today if there are no strings attached.** | | | |-|-| - +| If it pleases you. | good - irritable | +| No strings attached? | | +| I've got enough on my plate... | | **Couldn't you at least make me a cup of tea or somethin'? Hell, that's e real polite.** | | | |-|-| - +| I don't have any. | | +| Brew your own. | bad - irritable | +| I'm not hospitable. | ok - irritable | **...How 'bout you, sonny? What kinda trip do you wanna take?** | | | |-|-| - +| A luxury cruise. | | +| A hitchhiking adventure. | | +| A trip to hell. | bad - irritable | **So... You enjoy teasing older women like this?** | | | |-|-| - +| I had no intention. | | +| It is fun, actually. | good - upbeat | +| I'm serious. | | **Is there a reason why I just can't beat you?** | | | |-|-| - +| I'm younger, that's all. | | +| I've totally got girl power. | good - upbeat | +| Figure it out yourself. | | **That's how I feel. And is it not pitiable when one denies one's feelings to oneself?** | | | |-|-| - +| It is a difficult topic. | | +| But the outcome is clear. | | +| It's mature to admit defeat. | ok - upbeat | **I've been sending you serious "don't speak to me" vibes.** | | | |-|-| - +| I noticed. | good - upbeat | +| I didn't see any "vibes." | bad - upbeat | +| But we may never meet again... | | **Know how they say, "Be kind ta yer elders"? Has no one ever taught you that?** | | | |-|-| - +| Someone did once. | good - timid | +| I don't care. | | +| I don't want to grow old. | | **Is there really any benefit for me if I joined with you?** | | | |-|-| - +| I think there is. | good - upbeat | +| I can't promise that. | | +| It's a matter of feeling. | | **Why you come all the way here?** | | | |-|-| - +| I'm here for the food. | | +| I'm here for the women. | ok - timid; good - irritable | +| I'm here to find myself. | | **Me want to ask some recommendations, so me can at least imagine.** | | | |-|-| - +| Bread dipped in coffee. | good - timid | +| Ice cream off the carton lid. | | +| Hunger is the best spice. | | **When you were little, what did you wanna be when you grow up?** | | | |-|-| - +| A pro athlete. | | +| A famous celebrity. | bad - upbeat | +| A winner in society. | | **Maybe kids got spanked a long time ago, but people don't do that anymore, right?** | | | |-|-| - +| I didn't know that. | | +| You need a good spanking. | | +| Some things are timeless. | bad - upbeat | **Do you think they really mean it all the time?** | | | |-|-| - +| Yes. | | +| No, but they say it anyway. | | +| I'm cuter than most kids. | good - upbeat | **Man, I'm about ta be a victim of that too. Hell, does this country even have a future?** | | | |-|-| - +| It does. | | +| Don't expect it. | | +| The elderly have bad manners. | good - irritable | **Do you not understand the severity of your action?** | | | |-|-| - +| Sin...? | | +| Cut to the chase. | | +| I've done nothing wrong. | ok - irritable | **What do you hope to accomplish by injuring me further...?** | | | |-|-| - +| More sleep. | | +| Popularity. | | +| There's no end if I start. | ok - irritable | **Guess what I want you to read to me before you tuck me into bed!** | | | |-|-| - +| I'm not your dad. | | +| Ask someone else. | | +| I'll make your sleep eternal. | good - irritable | **When you eat curry, mister, what do you like to add?** | | | |-|-| - +| Soy sauce. | good - irritable | +| Worcestershire sauce. | | +| I don't add anything. | | **I lost. Here I lay, at your feet, at your mercy. Just what do you want from me?** | | | |-|-| - +| Give me something. | ok - upbeat | +| Grovel before me. | | +| I don't know. | | **You not worry you get in trouble if those groups hear what you are doing to me?** | | | |-|-| - +| You're right. | good - irritable | +| I don't care. | good - upbeat | +| You're not an animal. | | **You given much thought, what if you go to place where you could die at any moment?** | | | |-|-| - +| I've thought about it. | good - irritable | +| I don't want kids. | ok - upbeat | +| I'm not comfortable with this. | | **If that's the plan, well you better make sure I'm satisfied.** | | | |-|-| - +| Don't toy with me. | | +| I don’t understand. | | +| What would you like? | good - upbeat | **Me really want to eat something.** | | | |-|-| - +| Don't joke around. | | +| Just endure it. | good - irritable | +| Want something delivered? | | **...It's true, isn't it?** | | | |-|-| - +| That's not it at all. | good - irritable | +| You look young. | good - upbeat | +| Cougars are all the rage now. | | **So why me in this situation right now? Why me at your mercy?** | | | |-|-| - +| Times have changed. | | +| Humans are powerful. | ok - irritable | +| This is a difficult topic... | ok - irritable | **If you capture me, what you going to do to me?** | | | |-|-| - +| Eat you in a hot pot. | ok - irritable | +| Take you to a taxidermist. | | +| You'll be my new stylish coat. | | **Why you keep trampling here? What you humans thinking?** | | | |-|-| - +| Sorry about that. | bad - irritable | +| I haven't thought about it. | | +| Ugh, you talk too loud. | | **Me no curse you, but me curse your commander! Me curse the one who order you...!** | | | |-|-| - +| This was my choice. | ok - irritable | +| Fighting me is bad luck. | | +| Just try to escape. | | **So me am going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Me always right behind you...** | | | |-|-| - +| That you be troublesome. | bad - irritable | +| I could carry that weight. | | +| ???? | | **There something you want say to me, right?** | | | |-|-| - +| Don’t scratch the furniture. | good - timid | +| I'll housebreak you. | ok - irritable | +| Let me touch your paws. | | **Well, I need to see myself home soon...** | | | |-|-| - +| Just go home. | good - irritable | +| What do you mean? | | +| Don't lie to me. | ok - irritable | **Wouldn't your girlfriend get jealous if she could see us?** | | | |-|-| - +| No need to worry. | | +| It's only bad if I get caught. | | +| I don't have a girlfriend. | good - irritable | **I'll make you into soup.** | | | |-|-| - +| Ok, I'll make you into soup. | | +| Fine, I'll grill you. | | +| Alright, I'll mince you. | | **Seriously, cosplaying in a place like this? Are you just really freakin' bored?** | | | |-|-| - +| I am. | | +| I'm actually very busy. | good - irritable | +| Shut up | | **Did I lose... ?** | | | |-|-| - +| I suppose so. | bad - irritable | +| What don't you get. | good - irritable | +| Nah, you totally won. | | **You have no idea I was about to use my ultimate move.** | | | |-|-| - +| For real!? | ok - irritable | +| That's worrying... | | +| ...Try me. | | **What kind of guys piss you off?** | | | |-|-| - +| Slow walkers. | ok - irritable | +| Loud talkers... | | +| Nobody. | | **It's pretty rude, man.** | | | |-|-| +| Nope. | | +| It's part of my face. | | +| Try and rip it off me. | good - irritable |