diff --git a/index.md b/index.md index 1865da4..8b7f273 100644 --- a/index.md +++ b/index.md @@ -35,3 +35,147 @@ | | | | | Wavering Tree Spirit | Kodama | Upbeat | | Piggyback Demon | Obariyon | Irritable | + +| Question | Answer | Response | +|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------| +| ...You know what I'm getting' at, right? You think you could let me go see my girl? | Nope. | | +| | She probably left. | ok - irritable | +| | What kind of girl is she? | ok - irritable | +| Hey, sonny if somethin's been botherin' you. I'm willing to give you a listen | My relationships... | good - irritable | +| | My future... | | +| | I have no worries. | | +| Have you made an appointment, ho? | I have. | ok - gloomy | +| | That's not it. | | +| | Just tell me what you know. | | +| Maybe I should try something new! I don't want to fall into mediocrity, ho... | You're fine as is. | bad - gloomy | +| | Your act is a bit stale... | | +| | Time for a makeover. | | +| Hell, I got all sorta girls lined up if you're into that. | Really? | | +| | You're trying way too hard. | ok - timid | +| | I'm not interested. | | +| How 'bout we have an interview? You're the winner, after all. I'll listen to whatever you gotta say. | I feel great. | | +| | I want to aim higher. | ok - timid | +| | Fighting is pointless. | | +| You carry a gun because you think it'll make you more popular with the girls? | That's right. | | +| | It won't? | | +| | It's for self-improvement. | good - timid | +| It's no fun going home when only my annoying mom and dad are there. | Parents are annoying. | ok - timid | +| | You should love your parents. | | +| | Make sure you go home. | | +| Me not understand in what way you superior to me... | I'm younger than you. | | +| | I'm cuter than you. | | +| | I'm better at small talk. | good - timid | +| You go back to your mother' arms. You need take nap now. | I'm not that young. | | +| | I'm not sleepy yet. | good - upbeat | +| | Mom will wait till I'm done. | | +| I insist you surrender yourself to the authorities. | This is a misunderstanding. | | +| | I don't have the time. | | +| | You've got the wrong idea. | bad - gloomy | +| I occasionally wish to pamper myself as a reward for working hard. How would you do that? | Relax at home. | bad - gloomy | +| | Go impulse shopping. | | +| | Don't be so selfish. | | +| Why're you so desperate? | I don't want to die. | | +| | There's something I must do. | good - timid | +| | I'm not desperate. | | +| That's whack, man. Maybe you should get your head checked out. | I probably should. | | +| | I'm fine as is. | ok - timid | +| | You're a sore loser. | | +| Care to explain yourself? I certainly hope you have a good reason for this boorish treatment. | It'd take a while to explain. | good - gloomy | +| | There's no need to explain. | | +| | Just shut up. | | +| Why have you decided to be more communicative with me? | Your looks. | ok - gloomy | +| | You seemed useful. | | +| | No particular reason. | | +| ...So? What's going to happen to me now? | You'll be killed. | | +| | What do you want to happen? | | +| | It's a secret. | good - upbeat | +| I wanted to go on vacation, too, before all this happened... | That's too bad. | | +| | What are you getting at? | good - upbeat | +| | You have a boyfriend? | | +| ÉI'm not going to go easy on you for doing something like this, you know... | I'm sorry. | ok - upbeat | +| | Prepare for the worst. | | +| | How much do you want? | | +| You do understand that I'm here because people like you exist, right? | I never thought of that. | | +| | Eh, doesn't matter. | | +| | What do you mean? | bad - upbeat | +| I wonder if us speaking together like this now means that we are somehow connected... | Eh, could be. | | +| | No, I don't think so. | | +| | It's what we call destiny. | good - upbeat | +| What you thinking now? | I have homework tonight. | good - timid | +| | I need a new cell phone. | | +| | I want girls to like me. | | +| Me guessing you have power that me not have. But what is it...? | It's my intelligence. | | +| | It's money. | | +| | Girl power. | ok - timid | +| Humans always want either an autograph or a self-hee, ho. Which is it, ho? | I want an autograph. | bad - gloomy | +| | I want a photo. | | +| | Give me your credit card. | | +| My only choice now... is to retire, ho. | That's too far. | | +| | What are your plans? | ok - gloomy | +| | You had a good run... | | +| ...I gotta ask. How do you train? | I don't really train. | | +| | I just have a knack for it. | bad - irritable | +| | Luck's usually on my side. | ok - timid | +| In the end, killin' me's just a waste of yer time and energy. You get what I'm sayin', right? | When you put it that way... | | +| | It's not a waste. | bad - irritable | +| | Enemies must be eliminated. | | +| Hey mister, if I grew up, what do you think the future me would've been like? | A fashionable older woman. | | +| | A wealthy housewife. | good - irritable | +| | Living in the darkness. | | +| I'll go out with you just for today if there are no strings attached. | If it pleases you. | good - irritable | +| | No strings attached? | | +| | I've got enough on my plate...| | +| Couldn't you at least make me a cup of tea or somethin'? Hell, that's e real polite. | I don't have any. | | +| | Brew your own. | bad - irritable | +| | I'm not hospitable. | ok - irritable | +| ...How 'bout you, sonny? What kinda trip do you wanna take? | A luxury cruise. | | +| | A hitchhiking adventure. | | +| | A trip to hell. | bad - irritable | +| So... You enjoy teasing older women like this? | I had no intention. | | +| | It is fun, actually. | good - upbeat | +| | I'm serious. | | +| Is there a reason why I just can't beat you? | I'm younger, that's all. | | +| | I've totally got girl power. | good - upbeat | +| | Figure it out yourself. | | +| That's how I feel. And is it not pitiable when one denies one's feelings to oneself? | It is a difficult topic. | | +| | But the outcome is clear. | | +| | It's mature to admit defeat. | ok - upbeat | +| I've been sending you serious "don't speak to me" vibes. | I noticed. | good - upbeat | +| | I didn't see any "vibes." | bad - upbeat | +| | But we may never meet again...| | +| Know how they say, "Be kind ta yer elders"? Has no one ever taught you that? | Someone did once. | good - timid | +| | I don't care. | | +| | I don't want to grow old. | | +| Is there really any benefit for me if I joined with you? | I think there is. | good - upbeat | +| | I can't promise that. | | +| | It's a matter of feeling. | | +| Why you come all the way here? | I'm here for the food. | | +| | I'm here for the women. | ok - timid | +| | I'm here to find myself. | | +| Me want to ask some recommendations, so me can at least imagine. | Bread dipped in coffee. | good - timid | +| | Ice cream off the carton lid. | | +| | Hunger is the best spice. | | +| When you were little, what did you wanna be when you grow up? | A pro athlete. | | +| | A famous celebrity. | bad - upbeat | +| | A winner in society. | | +| Maybe kids got spanked a long time ago, but people don't do that anymore, right? | I didn't know that. | | +| | You need a good spanking. | | +| | Some things are timeless. | bad - upbeat | +| Do you think they really mean it all the time? | Yes. | | +| | No, but they say it anyway. | | +| | I'm cuter than most kids. | good - upbeat | +| Man, I'm about ta be a victim of that too. Hell, does this country even have a future? | It does. | | +| | Don't expect it. | | +| | The elderly have bad manners. | good - irritable | +| Do you not understand the severity of your action? | Sin...? | | +| | Cut to the chase. | | +| | I've done nothing wrong. | ok - irritable | +| What do you hope to accomplish by injuring me further...? | More sleep. | | +| | Popularity. | | +| | There's no end if I start. | ok - irritable | +| Guess what I want you to read to me before you tuck me into bed! | I'm not your dad. | | +| | Ask someone else. | | +| | I'll make your sleep eternal. | good - irritable | +| When you eat curry, mister, what do you like to add? | Soy sauce. | good - irritable | +| | Worcestershire sauce. | | +| | I don't add anything. | |