From b86e232b420d881f9715e19468a7854648238ebc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Joyce Chen Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2017 03:49:44 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Switched to html for table format flexibilty --- index.md | 1674 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++----------------- 1 file changed, 1139 insertions(+), 535 deletions(-) diff --git a/index.md b/index.md index 51e1907..8ca6866 100644 --- a/index.md +++ b/index.md @@ -37,538 +37,1142 @@ *** -**...You know what I'm getting' at, right? You think you could let me go see my girl?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Nope. | | -| She probably left. | ok - irritable | -| What kind of girl is she? | ok - irritable | - -**Hey, sonny if somethin's been botherin' you. I'm willing to give you a listen.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| My relationships... | good - irritable | -| My future... | | -| I have no worries. | | - -**Have you made an appointment, ho?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I have. | ok - gloomy | -| That's not it. | | -| Just tell me what you know. | | - -**Maybe I should try something new! I don't want to fall into mediocrity, ho...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| You're fine as is. | bad - gloomy | -| Your act is a bit stale... | | -| Time for a makeover. | | - -**Hell, I got all sorta girls lined up if you're into that.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Really? | | -| You're trying way too hard. | ok - timid | -| I'm not interested. | | - -**How 'bout we have an interview? You're the winner, after all. I'll listen to whatever you gotta say.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I feel great. | | -| I want to aim higher. | ok - timid | -| Fighting is pointless. | | - -**You carry a gun because you think it'll make you more popular with the girls?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| That's right. | | -| It won't? | | -| It's for self-improvement. | good - timid | - -**It's no fun going home when only my annoying mom and dad are there.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Parents are annoying. | ok - timid | -| You should love your parents. | | -| Make sure you go home. | | - -**Me not understand in what way you superior to me...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I'm younger than you. | | -| I'm cuter than you. | | -| I'm better at small talk. | good - upbeat, timid | - -**You go back to your mother' arms. You need take nap now.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I'm not that young. | | -| I'm not sleepy yet. | good - upbeat | -| Mom will wait till I'm done. | good - timid, irritable | - -**I insist you surrender yourself to the authorities.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| This is a misunderstanding. | | -| I don't have the time. | | -| You've got the wrong idea. | bad - gloomy | - -**I occasionally wish to pamper myself as a reward for working hard. How would you do that?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Relax at home. | bad - gloomy | -| Go impulse shopping. | | -| Don't be so selfish. | | - -**Why're you so desperate?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I don't want to die. | | -| There's something I must do. | good - timid | -| I'm not desperate. | | - -**That's whack, man. Maybe you should get your head checked out.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I probably should. | | -| I'm fine as is. | ok - timid | -| You're a sore loser. | | - -**Care to explain yourself? I certainly hope you have a good reason for this boorish treatment.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| It'd take a while to explain. | good - gloomy | -| There's no need to explain. | | -| Just shut up. | | - -**Why have you decided to be more communicative with me?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Your looks. | ok - gloomy | -| You seemed useful. | | -| No particular reason. | | - -**...So? What's going to happen to me now?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| You'll be killed. | | -| What do you want to happen? | good - upbeat | -| It's a secret. | good - upbeat | - -**I wanted to go on vacation, too, before all this happened...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| That's too bad. | | -| What are you getting at? | good - upbeat | -| You have a boyfriend? | | - -**...I'm not going to go easy on you for doing something like this, you know...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I'm sorry. | ok - upbeat | -| Prepare for the worst. | | -| How much do you want? | | - -**You do understand that I'm here because people like you exist, right?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I never thought of that. | | -| Eh, doesn't matter. | | -| What do you mean? | bad - upbeat | - -**I wonder if us speaking together like this now means that we are somehow connected...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Eh, could be. | | -| No, I don't think so. | | -| It's what we call destiny. | good - upbeat | - -**What you thinking now?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I have homework tonight. | good - timid | -| I need a new cell phone. | | -| I want girls to like me. | | - -**Me guessing you have power that me not have. But what is it...?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| It's my intelligence. | | -| It's money. | | -| Girl power. | ok - timid | - -**Humans always want either an autograph or a self-hee, ho. Which is it, ho?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I want an autograph. | bad - gloomy | -| I want a photo. | | -| Give me your credit card. | | - -**My only choice now... is to retire, ho.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| That's too far. | | -| What are your plans? | ok - gloomy | -| You had a good run... | | - -**...I gotta ask. How do you train?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I don't really train. | | -| I just have a knack for it. | bad - irritable | -| Luck's usually on my side. | ok - timid | - -**In the end, killin' me's just a waste of yer time and energy. You get what I'm sayin', right?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| When you put it that way... | | -| It's not a waste. | bad - irritable | -| Enemies must be eliminated. | | - -**Hey mister, if I grew up, what do you think the future me would've been like?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| A fashionable older woman. | | -| A weathly housewife. | good - irritable | -| Living in the darkness. | | - -**I'll go out with you just for today if there are no strings attached.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| If it pleases you. | good - irritable | -| No strings attached? | | -| I've got enough on my plate... | | - -**Couldn't you at least make me a cup of tea or somethin'? Hell, that's e real polite.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I don't have any. | | -| Brew your own. | bad - irritable | -| I'm not hospitable. | ok - irritable | - -**...How 'bout you, sonny? What kinda trip do you wanna take?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| A luxury cruise. | | -| A hitchhiking adventure. | | -| A trip to hell. | bad - irritable | - -**So... You enjoy teasing older women like this?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I had no intention. | | -| It is fun, actually. | good - upbeat | -| I'm serious. | | - -**Is there a reason why I just can't beat you?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I'm younger, that's all. | | -| I've totally got girl power. | good - upbeat | -| Figure it out yourself. | | - -**That's how I feel. And is it not pitiable when one denies one's feelings to oneself?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| It is a difficult topic. | | -| But the outcome is clear. | | -| It's mature to admit defeat. | ok - upbeat | - -**I've been sending you serious "don't speak to me" vibes.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I noticed. | good - upbeat | -| I didn't see any "vibes." | bad - upbeat | -| But we may never meet again... | | - -**Know how they say, "Be kind ta yer elders"? Has no one ever taught you that?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Someone did once. | good - timid | -| I don't care. | | -| I don't want to grow old. | | - -**Is there really any benefit for me if I joined with you?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I think there is. | good - upbeat | -| I can't promise that. | | -| It's a matter of feeling. | | - -**Why you come all the way here?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I'm here for the food. | | -| I'm here for the women. | ok - timid; good - irritable | -| I'm here to find myself. | | - -**Me want to ask some recommendations, so me can at least imagine.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Bread dipped in coffee. | good - timid | -| Ice cream off the carton lid. | | -| Hunger is the best spice. | | - -**When you were little, what did you wanna be when you grow up?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| A pro athlete. | | -| A famous celebrity. | bad - upbeat | -| A winner in society. | | - -**Maybe kids got spanked a long time ago, but people don't do that anymore, right?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I didn't know that. | | -| You need a good spanking. | | -| Some things are timeless. | bad - upbeat | - -**Do you think they really mean it all the time?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Yes. | | -| No, but they say it anyway. | | -| I'm cuter than most kids. | good - upbeat | - -**Man, I'm about ta be a victim of that too. Hell, does this country even have a future?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| It does. | | -| Don't expect it. | | -| The elderly have bad manners. | good - irritable | - -**Do you not understand the severity of your action?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Sin...? | | -| Cut to the chase. | | -| I've done nothing wrong. | ok - irritable | - -**What do you hope to accomplish by injuring me further...?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| More sleep. | | -| Popularity. | | -| There's no end if I start. | ok - irritable | - -**Guess what I want you to read to me before you tuck me into bed!** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I'm not your dad. | | -| Ask someone else. | | -| I'll make your sleep eternal. | good - irritable | - -**When you eat curry, mister, what do you like to add?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Soy sauce. | good - irritable | -| Worcestershire sauce. | | -| I don't add anything. | | - -**I lost. Here I lay, at your feet, at your mercy. Just what do you want from me?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Give me something. | ok - upbeat | -| Grovel before me. | | -| I don't know. | | - -**You not worry you get in trouble if those groups hear what you are doing to me?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| You're right. | good - irritable | -| I don't care. | good - upbeat | -| You're not an animal. | | - -**You given much thought, what if you go to place where you could die at any moment?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I've thought about it. | good - irritable | -| I don't want kids. | ok - upbeat | -| I'm not comfortable with this. | | - -**If that's the plan, well you better make sure I'm satisfied.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Don't toy with me. | | -| I don’t understand. | | -| What would you like? | good - upbeat | - -**Me really want to eat something.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Don't joke around. | | -| Just endure it. | good - irritable | -| Want something delivered? | | - -**...It's true, isn't it?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| That's not it at all. | good - irritable | -| You look young. | good - upbeat | -| Cougars are all the rage now. | | - -**So why me in this situation right now? Why me at your mercy?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Times have changed. | | -| Humans are powerful. | ok - irritable | -| This is a difficult topic... | ok - irritable | - -**If you capture me, what you going to do to me?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Eat you in a hot pot. | ok - irritable | -| Take you to a taxidermist. | | -| You'll be my new stylish coat. | | - -**Why you keep trampling here? What you humans thinking?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Sorry about that. | bad - irritable | -| I haven't thought about it. | | -| Ugh, you talk too loud. | | - -**Me no curse you, but me curse your commander! Me curse the one who order you...!** - -| | | -|-|-| -| This was my choice. | ok - irritable | -| Fighting me is bad luck. | | -| Just try to escape. | | - -**So me am going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Me always right behind you...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| That you be troublesome. | bad - irritable | -| I could carry that weight. | | -| ???? | | - -**There something you want say to me, right?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Don’t scratch the furniture. | good - timid | -| I'll housebreak you. | ok - irritable | -| Let me touch your paws. | | - -**Well, I need to see myself home soon...** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Just go home. | good - irritable | -| What do you mean? | | -| Don't lie to me. | ok - irritable | - -**Wouldn't your girlfriend get jealous if she could see us?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| No need to worry. | | -| It's only bad if I get caught. | | -| I don't have a girlfriend. | good - irritable | - -**I'll make you into soup.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Ok, I'll make you into soup. | | -| Fine, I'll grill you. | | -| Alright, I'll mince you. | | - -**Seriously, cosplaying in a place like this? Are you just really freakin' bored?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I am. | | -| I'm actually very busy. | good - irritable | -| Shut up | | - -**Did I lose... ?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| I suppose so. | bad - irritable | -| What don't you get. | good - irritable | -| Nah, you totally won. | | - -**You have no idea I was about to use my ultimate move.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| For real!? | ok - irritable | -| That's worrying... | | -| ...Try me. | | - -**What kind of guys piss you off?** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Slow walkers. | ok - irritable | -| Loud talkers... | | -| Nobody. | | - -**It's pretty rude, man.** - -| | | -|-|-| -| Nope. | | -| It's part of my face. | | -| Try and rip it off me. | good - irritable | + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
...You know what I'm getting' at, right? You think you could let me go see my girl?
Nope.
She probably left.ok - irritable
What kind of girl is she?ok - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Hey, sonny if somethin's been botherin' you. I'm willing to give you a listen.
My relationships...good - irritable
My future...
I have no worries.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Have you made an appointment, ho?
I have.ok - gloomy
That's not it.
Just tell me what you know.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Maybe I should try something new! I don't want to fall into mediocrity, ho...
You're fine as is.bad - gloomy
Your act is a bit stale...
Time for a makeover.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Hell, I got all sorta girls lined up if you're into that.
Really?
You're trying way too hard.ok - timid
I'm not interested.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
How 'bout we have an interview? You're the winner, after all. I'll listen to whatever you gotta say.
I feel great.
I want to aim higher.ok - timid
Fighting is pointless.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
You carry a gun because you think it'll make you more popular with the girls?
That's right.
It won't?
It's for self-improvement.good - timid
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
It's no fun going home when only my annoying mom and dad are there.
Parents are annoying.ok - timid
You should love your parents.
Make sure you go home.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Me not understand in what way you superior to me...
I'm younger than you.
I'm cuter than you.
I'm better at small talk.good - upbeat, timid
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
You go back to your mother' arms. You need take nap now.
I'm not that young.
I'm not sleepy yet.good - upbeat
Mom will wait till I'm done.good - timid, irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I insist you surrender yourself to the authorities.
This is a misunderstanding.
I don't have the time.
You've got the wrong idea.bad - gloomy
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I occassionally wish to pamper myself as a reward for working hard. How would you do that?
Relax at home.bad - gloomy
Go impulse shopping.
Don't be so selfish.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Why're you so desperate?
I don't want to die.
There's something I must do.good - timid
I'm not desperate.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
That's wack, man. Maybe you should get your head checked out.
I probably should.
I'm fine as is.ok - timid
You're a sore loser.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Care to explain yourself? I certainly hope you have a good reason for this boorish treatment.
It'd take a while to explain.good - gloomy
There's no need to explain.
Just shut up.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Why have you decided to be more communicative with me?
Your looks.ok - gloomy
You seemed useful.
No particular reason.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
...So? What's going to happen to me now?
You'll be killed.
What do you want to happen?good - upbeat
It's a secret.good - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I wanted to go on vacation, too, before all this happened...
That's too bad.
What are you getting at?good - upbeat
You have a boyfriend?
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
...I'm not going to go easy on you for doing something like this, you know...
I'm sorry.ok - upbeat
Prepare for the worst.
How much do you want?
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
You do understand that I'm here because people like you exist, right?
I never thought of that.
Eh, doesn't matter.
What do you mean?bad - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I wonder if us speaking together like this now means that we are somehow connected...
Eh, could be.
No, I don't think so.
It's what we call destiny.good - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
What you thinking now?
I have homework tonight.good - timid
I need a new cell phone.
I want girls to like me.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Me guessing you have power that me not have. But what is it...?
It's my intelligence.
It's money.
Girl power.ok - timid
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Humans always want either an autograph or a self-hee, ho. Which is it, ho?
I want an autograph.bad - gloomy
I want a photo.
Give me your credit card.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
My only choice now... is to retire, ho.
That's too far.
What are your plans?ok - gloomy
You had a good run...
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
...I gotta ask. How do you train?
I don't really train.
I just have a knack for it.bad - irritable
Luck's usually on my side.ok - timid
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
In the end, killin' me's just a waste of yer time and energy. You get what I'm sayin', right?
When you put it that way...
It's not a waste.bad - irritable
Enemies must be eliminated.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Hey mister, if I grew up, what do you think the future me would've been like?
A fashionable older woman.
A weathly housewife.good - irritable
Living in the darkness.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I'll go out with you just for today if there are no strings attached.
If it pleases you.good - irritable
No strings attached?
I've got enough on my plate...
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Couldn't you at least make me a cup of tea or somethin'? Hell, that's e real polite.
I don't have any.
Brew your own.bad - irritable
I'm not hospitable.ok - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
...How 'bout you, sonny? What kinda trip do you wanna take?
A luxury cruise.
A hitchhiking adventure.
A trip to hell.bad - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
So... You enjoy teasing older women like this?
I had no intention.
It is fun, actually.good - upbeat
I'm serious.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Is there a reason why I just can't beat you?
I'm younger, that's all.
I've totally got girl power.good - upbeat
Figure it out yourself.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
That's how I feel. And is it not pitiable when one denies one's feelings to oneself?
It is a difficult topic.
But the outcome is clear.
It's mature to admit defeat.ok - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I've been sending you serious "don't speak to me" vibes.
I noticed.good - upbeat
I didn't see any "vibes."bad - upbeat
But we may never meet again...
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Know how they say, "Be kind ta yer elders"? Has no one ever taught you that?
Someone did once.good - timid
I don't care.
I don't want to grow old.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Is there really any benefit for me if I joined with you?
I think there is.good - upbeat
I can't promise that.
It's a matter of feeling.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Why you come all the way here?
I'm here for the food.
I'm here for the women.ok - timid; good - irritable
I'm here to find myself.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Me want to ask some recommendations, so me can at least imagine.
Bread dipped in coffee.good - timid
Ice cream off the carton lid.
Hunger is the best spice.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
When you were little, what did you wanna be when you grow up?
A pro athlete.
A famous celebrity.bad - upbeat
A winner in society.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Maybe kids got spanked a long time ago, but people don't do that anymore, right?
I didn't know that.
You need a good spanking.
Some things are timeless.bad - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Do you think they really mean it all the time?
Yes.
No, but they say it anyway.
I'm cuter than most kids.good - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Man, I'm about ta be a victim of that too. Hell, does this country even have a future?
It does.
Don't expect it.
The elderly have bad manners.good - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Do you not understand the severity of your action?
Sin...?
Cut to the chase.
I've done nothing wrong.ok - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
What do you hope to accomplish by injuring me further...?
More sleep.
Popularity.
There's no end if I start.ok - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Guess what I want you to read to me before you tuck me into bed!
I'm not your dad.
Ask someone else.
I'll make your sleep eternal.good - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
When you eat curry, mister, what do you like to add?
Soy sauce.good - irritable
Worcestershire sauce.
I don't add anything.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
I lost. Here I lay, at your feet, at your mercy. Just what do you want from me?
Give me something.ok - upbeat
Grovel before me.
I don't know.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
You not worry you get in trouble if those groups hear what you are doing to me?
You're right.good - irritable
I don't care.good - upbeat
You're not an animal.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
You given much thought, what if you go to place where you could die at any moment?
I've thought about it.good - irritable
I don't want kids.ok - upbeat
I'm not comfortable with this.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
If that's the plan, well you better make sure I'm satisified.
Don't toy with me.
I donÕt understand.
What would you like?good - upbeat
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Me really want to eat something.
Don't joke around.
Just endure it.good - irritable
Want something delivered?
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
...It's true, isn't it?
That's not it at all.good - irritable
You look young.good - upbeat
Cougars are all the rage now.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
So why me in this situation right now? Why me at your mercy?
Times have changed.
Humans are powerful.ok - irritable
This is a difficult topic...ok - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
If you capture me, what you going to do to me?
Eat you in a hot pot.ok - irritable
Take you to a taxidermist.
You'll be my new stylish coat.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Why you keep trampling here? What you humans thinking?
Sorry about that.bad - irritable
I haven't thought about it.
Ugh, you talk too loud.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Me no curse you, but me curse your commander! Me curse the one who order you...!
This was my choice.ok - irritable
Fighting me is bad luck.
Just try to escape.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
So me am going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Me always right behind you...
That you be troublesome.bad - irritable
I could carry that weight.
????
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
There something you want say to me, right?
DonÕt scratch the furniture.good - timid
I'll housebreak you.ok - irritable
Let me touch your paws.
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Well, I need to see myself home soon...
Just go home.good - irritable
What do you mean?
Don't lie to me.ok - irritable
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Wouldn't your girlfriend get jealous if she could see us?
No need to worry.
It's only bad if I get caught.
I don't have a girlfriend.good - irritable
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I'll make you into soup.
Ok, I'll make you into soup.
Fine, I'll grill you.
Alright, I'll mince you.
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Seriously, cosplaying in a place like this? Are you just really freakin' bored?
I am.
I'm actually very busy.good - irritable
Shut up.
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Did I lose... ?
I suppose so.bad - irritable
What don't you get.good - irritable
Nah, you totally won.
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You have no idea I was about to use my ultimate move.
For real!?ok - irritable
That's worrying...
...Try me.
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What kind of guys piss you off?
Slow walkers.ok - irritable
Loud talkers...
Nobody.
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It's pretty rude, man.
Nope.
It's part of my face.
Try and rip it off me.good - irritable